Dear *insert name in obviously different font, bold and CAPITALIZED*,Thank you for your crappy application.
After puking, I'm declining your putrid, generic email, with one of my own.
May your fingers rot and your keyboard melt in a nuclear implosion.
Yours sincerely,
M.R.
(on his nicest response to obviously generic cover letters for jobs is in his laboratory).
he is brilliant, hilarious and with just a sufficient dollop of kookiness.
funny and exciting but a wee bit (okay, more like extremely) terrifying.
are you serious??! OHmigosh, that's half put me off ever sending in a job application again! ;-D
ReplyDeletei actually took down what he said in the lab meeting, word for word hahaha. as long as it isn't a generic cover letter, don't not send out your applications! <3
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