Old people

Another reason why I like them:

They buy gelato like it's a treat; with great excitement, no regrets.
They almost always pick the chocolate flavour and relish its decadent richness.
Most of all the simple, guiltless, pleasure with which they crunch up their cones and lick the last few dribbles of melted ice-cream off their fingers :D

Less than a week to produce this:

"Expression of angiogenic, anti-angiogenic and guidance factors during development determine the unique characteristics of the macula in the adult retina, and predispose the region to degeneration in ageing" Discuss.

Reminder to self:

Brain uncensored

Randoms thoughts that crossed my mind when writing an essay today:

What if it were a giant gerbil in the sky?

If you're over the age of 12, a Hoberman's sphere should distract you for no longer than 15 minutes.
They are kinda awesome though. Who wouldn't one get distracted by one? The intellectually uncurious? Does the word "uncurious" exist? Maybe "incurious"... yeah, incurious.
Where was I? Hoberman's sphere = awesome, yes... 9 to 30" in one swift move!
It would be awesome to live in one... until if folds and crushes you in its core... maybe not that cool. Was I distracted for more than 15 mins thinking of, not even playing with, a Hoberman's sphere. It isn't really a sphere. ACK! StoppitEva!

Mushrooms.

And now I shall lick my elbow. *Proceeds. Fails disastrously. Aborts attempt at thought of neighbour coming in and seeing me with contorted body, tongue sticking out and inelegant facial expression.*

Chocolate. I need. Maybe not. Too much today. *Still eats some.*

Sugarhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

If Jack's magic beans had been magic cocoa beans, instead of magic normal beans (magic-normal? *Ponders.*), he would have seen unicorns farting rainbows and pygmy giraffes delicately tickling mint candy floss instead of a stupid, english-man eating, giant.
If Jack had been Jacque, would the giant have eaten him? Or would french flesh not be to the giants taste? Would french flesh, like french fries be American? Would the giant object to eating American (potentially of Irish stock) flesh?
Maybe the giant was French? A large Frenchman who hated the English, or a combination of people from the rest of the Commonwealth, unhappy at being colonized.
Ergo, giant couldn't have been Thai.
Hmmm.... Thai curry would be nice.





Obviously need to practise some mental focus exercises at some point or this essay will never be done, meh! :|

Disclaimer: no psychedelics abused.

Every once in awhile

 I would like to not exist for a bit, 

then I channel some Barney Stinson